Full immunity.
Real Chromium for the Mac. Immune to ads, trackers and prosecution.
Sent from your phone. Here it is.
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Pledge No. 01
Dissolves the toolbar.
Put the address bar in the sidebar. The page gets the whole window.


Fig. 3 — Before and after Pledge No. 02
Two pages. No coalition talks.
Drag a tab onto the page. Up to three panes.

Fig. 4 — Split view Pledge No. 03
Refuses to leave the picture.
Switch tabs mid-video and it floats along in the corner. Go back, and it steps down quietly.

Fig. 5 — Picture in Picture, still playing Pledge No. 04
Separate profiles for separate lives.
Each its own window. Swipe between them. Plausible deniability comes standard.



Fig. 6 — Three profiles Pledge No. 05
Forms a coalition with any extension.
The Chrome Web Store, with a button that says Add to Netnyahoo.

Fig. 7 — The Chrome Web Store, working Pledge No. 06
Tracks nothing you didn’t sign for. Unusual, for a man in his position.
uBlock Origin Lite is built in. Google’s pings are compiled out. Crash reports are opt-in: no sites, no searches.

Fig. 8 — Settings › Privacy & Security
Also passed, no photo op
Pledge No. 07
Annexation, but consensual
Imports from Chrome, Brave, Helium, Safari, Dia and Arc.
Pledge No. 08
Keeps secrets
Passwords, passkeys and strong new ones, per profile. Better than his cabinet.
Pledge No. 09
Records travel under diplomatic seal
Sync, end to end encrypted, through your own iCloud Drive. No account.
Pledge No. 10
Now in bulletproof glass
Pinned tabs and the address bar in Liquid Glass, on macOS 26.
Pledge No. 11
A broad coalition of shortcuts
Chrome’s and Dia’s. Where they disagree, Dia’s wins.
Pledge No. 12
Updates itself
Quietly, in the background. No press conference.
Pledge No. 13
Austerity budget
Idles under half a percent of CPU with a tab open.
The record
It’s actually Chromium.
Not WebKit. Not Electron. Every window is Chrome’s own.

Wanted
for questioning
The offline page
Where’s Big Yahu?
Chrome gives you a dinosaur. We give you a room full of donors, lobbyists and very generous friends. Find him.

Press conference
Questions from the press.
Unlike some, we answer them.
- Is this a joke?
- The name is. The browser isn’t.
- Is it safe to open?
- Signed and notarized by Apple. Unlike some, it passes its background checks.
- What does it collect?
- Update checks are counted by version and day, and whether it’s a new copy’s first. Each launch also reads one small file, the same for everyone, so we can switch off a speed-up that misbehaves. Nothing else, unless you tick the box. Then crash reports and counts, never your sites or searches. Unlike some, we ask first.
- And this website?
- It counts its own visitors on its own servers, replays included, typing masked, gone after 30 days. No third party does the counting. Our only poll, and nobody massages the numbers.
- Is this Dia?
- No. It dresses like Dia, or like Arc if you ask.
- Why “Netnyahoo”?
- A browser should leave when asked. Some offices could take notes.
Election day is today
Impeach
Chrome.
Make Netnyahoo your default. 190 MB, no envelope required.
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